Click on each title for a complete review:
10,000 B.C.
Adventure, history, magic!
100 Million BC
Army guys! Time travel! Dinosaurs!
Alone in the Dark
A video game movie nightmare.
Anaconda Trilogy
Three snake adventures, parts 1, 3, and 4!
Aztec Rex
A tyrannosaur in Ancient Mexico!
Bruce Almighty
A comedy with a sad, disturbing truth.
Copperhead
Cowboys battle copperhead swarm.
Death Wish 3
Bronson helps us end gang violence!
Enter the Fist and the Golden Fleecing
I’m in this movie, and I did the movie poster for it! That’s me in the blue shirt there!
The Far Country
Jimmy Stewart vs. a Surprise Villain during the Klondike Gold Rush!
The Hive
Smarty-pants rainforest ants!
Halo 3: The Movie
Uhh, not really!
Heatstroke
Dinosaurs from outer space invading a tropical island!
Juno
A happy-ish film about teen pregnancy.
Legend of Zelda: The Motion Picture
The hero gets all the glory.
Legend of Zelda: Part Two
Villain Strikes Back
Legend of Zelda: Part Three
Return of the Hero
Lightspeed
Also known as Stan Lee’s Lightspeed.
The Mist
Stephen King and director Frank Darabont want us to bite the big one!
Never Cry Werewolf
Teenager suspects that her neighbor is a werewolf.
Only she and Kevin Sorbo can stop him!
The Octogon
Chuck Norris vs. Evil Ninja Training Camp
Odysseus and the Isle of the Mists
The lost chapter from Homer’s Odyssey!
Outland
Sean Connery in space!
Phantasm
An old cult classic!
Rock Monster
It’s in Eastern Europe.
Sabretooth
Sawyer from Lost and David Keith from Firestarter gang up on a Prehistoric Beast!
Spider-Man 3
Delights and gripes.
Spider-Man 3 — Alternate Beginning
Couldn’t resist!
Snowglobe
Ah, the magic of Christmas …. and snowglobes. Check out this holiday romcom!
Lou Diamond Phillips takes a flight into oblivion!
Thor
Stan Lee’s Marvel Comics version!
Thor
Yet another take on the legendary hero of thunder!
Transformers (2007)
How Stephen King hates it!
The same review used for Jumper!
Torque
Road Rash the movie!
Warbirds
Female Fighter Pilots in World War II battle pterodactyls!
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
Boy becomes father to a baby Loch Ness!
