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Adventure, history, magic!
100 Million BC
Army guys! Time travel! Dinosaurs!
Alone in the Dark
A video game movie nightmare.
Three snake adventures, parts 1, 3, and 4!
A tyrannosaur in Ancient Mexico!
A comedy with a sad, disturbing truth.
Cowboys battle copperhead swarm.
Death Wish 3
Bronson helps us end gang violence!
Enter the Fist and the Golden Fleecing
I’m in this movie, and I did the movie poster for it! That’s me in the blue shirt there!
The Far Country
Jimmy Stewart vs. a Surprise Villain during the Klondike Gold Rush!
Smarty-pants rainforest ants!
Halo 3: The Movie
Uhh, not really!
Dinosaurs from outer space invading a tropical island!
A happy-ish film about teen pregnancy.
Legend of Zelda: The Motion Picture
The hero gets all the glory.
Legend of Zelda: Part Two
Villain Strikes Back
Legend of Zelda: Part Three
Return of the Hero
Also known as Stan Lee’s Lightspeed.
Stephen King and director Frank Darabont want us to bite the big one!
Never Cry Werewolf
Teenager suspects that her neighbor is a werewolf.
Only she and Kevin Sorbo can stop him!
Chuck Norris vs. Evil Ninja Training Camp
Odysseus and the Isle of the Mists
The lost chapter from Homer’s Odyssey!
Sean Connery in space!
An old cult classic!
It’s in Eastern Europe.
Delights and gripes.
Spider-Man 3 — Alternate Beginning
Ah, the magic of Christmas …. and snowglobes. Check out this holiday romcom!
Lou Diamond Phillips takes a flight into oblivion!
Stan Lee’s Marvel Comics version!
Yet another take on the legendary hero of thunder!
How Stephen King hates it!
The same review used for Jumper!
Road Rash the movie!
Female Fighter Pilots in World War II battle pterodactyls!
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
Boy becomes father to a baby Loch Ness!