Click on each title for a complete review:
10,000 B.C.
Adventure, history, magic!
100 Million BC
Army guys! Time travel! Dinosaurs!
Alone in the Dark
A video game movie nightmare.
Anaconda Trilogy
Three snake adventures, parts 1, 3, and 4!
Aztec Rex
A tyrannosaur in Ancient Mexico!
Bruce Almighty
A comedy with a sad, disturbing truth.
Copperhead
Cowboys battle copperhead swarm.
Death Wish 3
Bronson helps us end gang violence!
The Far Country
Jimmy Stewart vs. a Surprise Villain during the Klondike Gold Rush!
The Hive
Smarty-pants rainforest ants!
Heatstroke
Dinosaurs from outer space invading a tropical island!
Jumper
How Stephen King loves it!
Juno
A happy-ish film about teen pregnancy.
Legend of Zelda: The Motion Picture
The hero gets all the glory.
Legend of Zelda: Part Two
Villain Strikes Back
Legend of Zelda: Part Three
Return of the Hero
Lightspeed
Also known as Stan Lee’s Lightspeed.
The Mist
Stephen King and director Frank Darabont want us to bite the big one!
Never Cry Werewolf
Teenager suspects that her neighbor is a werewolf.
Only she and Kevin Sorbo can stop him!
No Country for Old Men
Tommy Lee Jones plays a passively passive sheriff in this movie of gore and violence!
The Octogon
Chuck Norris vs. Evil Ninja Training Camp
Odysseus and the Isle of the Mists
The lost chapter from Homer’s Odyssey!
Outland
Sean Connery in space!
Rambo: First Blood
Rambo’s first outing!
Rock Monster
It’s in Eastern Europe!
Sabretooth
Sawyer from Lost and David Keith from Firestarter gang up on a Prehistoric Beast!
Spider-Man 3
Delights and gripes.
Spider-Man 3 — Alternate Beginning
Couldn’t resist!
Termination Point
Lou Diamond Phillips takes a flight into oblivion!
Thor Movies
From Marvel Comics to a lesser known film company,
their take on the legendary hero of thunder.
Transformers (2007)
How Stephen King hates it!
The same review used for Jumper!
Torque
Road Rash the movie!
Warbirds
Female Fighter Pilots in World War II battle pterodactyls!
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
Boy becomes father to a baby Loch Ness!
