About Thoughtless Me
When I’m not pretending that I am as physically fit as Bruce Lee, I am writing these anti-sarcastic movie reviews, complete with my very own illustrations. My favorite is for a movie that doesn’t exist, starring a young man-elf wearing 3D glasses and a green pointy hat.
That would be The Legend of Zelda the Movie.
I am also a huge spam lover, but I will only accept my spam in one area on this site…for a movie review entitled Bruce Almighty (and the Deep Dark Secret). Please give it spam. It so deserves it.
If you want more of my thoughtless artwork, I implore you to witness my other website for the most anti-traditional Fantasy and Science Fiction Artwork that you’ll ever have the displeasure of seeing.
On top of all this, I even have the audacity to think that people will actually want to hire me to decorate their own websites with exclusive artwork for the outrageous price of one dollar!!!!!
Am I insane?!! No, just utterly and madly in love with being thoughtlessly insane.


April 27, 2008 at 10:19 pm
the images you have to go with your posts absolutely rock dude!
you should write something on Cloverfield. I’d like to see what the monster really looks like.
@Thanks, Aniche! I just saw Cloverfield last night, so something wicked may definitely be in the works around here.
–Rey
May 14, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Terrific site, man! You’ve got awesome skills as an illustrator, I really dug your creations.
Do you draw… clowns? If so, we should talk.. e-mail me.. I’ve got a dollar or two lol
@Thank you, GlowStormLion, you are too kind! And yes, clowns … I do draw clowns … they are among my most favorite subjects … who else can bring both nightmares and happiness to so many birthday parties everywhere?
–Rey