About Thoughtless Me

A Hole in One

When I’m not pretending that I am as physically fit as Bruce Lee, I am writing these anti-sarcastic movie reviews, complete with my very own illustrations. My favorite is for a movie that doesn’t exist, starring a young man-elf wearing 3D glasses and a green pointy hat.

That would be The Legend of Zelda the Movie.

I am also a huge spam lover, but I will only accept my spam in one area on this site…for a movie review entitled Bruce Almighty (and the Deep Dark Secret). Please give it spam. It so deserves it.

If you want more of my thoughtless artwork, I implore you to witness my other website for the most anti-traditional Fantasy and Science Fiction Artwork that you’ll ever have the displeasure of seeing.

On top of all this, I even have the audacity to think that people will actually want to hire me to decorate their own websites with exclusive artwork for the outrageous price of one dollar!!!!!

Am I insane?!! No, just utterly and madly in love with being thoughtlessly insane.

2 Responses to “About Thoughtless Me”

  1. aniche Says:

    the images you have to go with your posts absolutely rock dude! :)
    you should write something on Cloverfield. I’d like to see what the monster really looks like.

    @Thanks, Aniche! I just saw Cloverfield last night, so something wicked may definitely be in the works around here.
    –Rey

  2. GlowStormLion Says:

    Terrific site, man! You’ve got awesome skills as an illustrator, I really dug your creations. :) Do you draw… clowns? If so, we should talk.. e-mail me.. I’ve got a dollar or two lol

    @Thank you, GlowStormLion, you are too kind! And yes, clowns … I do draw clowns … they are among my most favorite subjects … who else can bring both nightmares and happiness to so many birthday parties everywhere?
    –Rey

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