Since we are always approaching a new year, it’s never too early to start one of those retrospectives that looks back through time. In this case we will take a look back at One Million B.C. It’s a movie starring famous celebrity Raquel Welch and some other cave people living among a variety of dinosaurs… and one super-humongous iguana.
It’s filmed like a real documentary. As you’d expect from cavemen, we get lots of expressive grunting and bloodcurdling AAAAAHHHHS!!! But there is also a love story. Raquel Welch is from the blonde-haired tribe, where they do arts and crafts. Needless to say, she falls for a caveman from the much tougher brunette tribe. And golly are they tough! A simple fight over scraps of dino-chicken can easily escalate to epic proportions.
Naturally, the narrator is the only one who speaks English (or Spanish, depending on which dubbed version you are watching). But suddenly he disappears, quite mysteriously, after about ten minutes into the movie, right when he reveals what kind of plot we are dealing with. Cavemen. Dinosaurs. AAAAAHHHH!!!
