Finders Keepers (another Deep Dark Secret)
Every once in a while I deviate from glorifying movies so that I might bury the latest in a series of … Deep … Dark … Secrets.
I won’t bother describing any dull or incriminating background. I’ll just start off by saying, “And there it was! Outside on the stairs of my friendly neighborhood post office—a medallion gleaming in the shade!”
It’s solid metal! I flipped it over, and then I imagined my mouth dropping open at what I saw.
It’s inlaid with stained glass and sparklies! And most importantly, every word of it is so true.
I 
me.
I sure wish I had a girlfriend/wife/daughter/boyfriend/husband/son to help treasure these digital pictures of the medallion presented here on this page.
The real medallion, of course, is too precious to give away.
